[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

[Chad]
I’ve got to just do my thing.

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

[Ryan]
I’ll show you that it’s one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It’s easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin’.

[Chad]
I wanna play ball now, and that’s all.
This is what I do.
It ain’t no dance that you can show me.

[“sharpettes”]
You’ll never know if you never try.

[Chad]
There’s just one little thing
That stops me every time.
Yeah!

[Ryan]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan and “sharpettes”]
I know you can.

[Chad]
Not a chance.

[Ryan and “sharpettes”]
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

[Chad]
But I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
There’s not a chance.

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score,
Swingin’ on the dance floor.

[Chad]
I don’t dance, no.

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

[Chad]
I’ve got to just do my thing.

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

[Ryan]
Two-steppin’, now you’re up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It’s easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.

[Chad]
I’ve got what it takes, plain’ my game,
So you better spin that pitch
You’re gonna throw me, yeah.
I’ll show you how I swing.

[“sharpettes”]
You’ll never know if you never try.

[Chad]
There’s just one little thing
That stops me every time.
Yeah!

[Ryan]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan and “sharpettes”]
I know you can.

[Chad]
Not a chance.

[Ryan and “sharpettes”]
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

[Chad]
But I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
There’s not a chance.

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score,
Swingin’ on the dance floor.

[Chad]
I don’t dance, no.

[Ryan]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.

[Chad]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I’m makin’ a triple, not a curtain call.

[Ryan]
I can prove it to you ‘til you know it’s true,
‘Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.

[Chad]
You’re talkin’ a lot;
Show me what you got.
Stop!

[All]
Swing!

[Ryan]
Hey!
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!

[Chad]
Ooh!

[Ryan]
Jitterbug… just like that.
That’s what I mean;
That’s how you swing.

[Chad]
You make a good pitch but I don’t believe.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
I know I can’t.

[Chad and Ryan]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
You can do it.

[Chad]
I don’t dance, no.

[Ryan]
Nothin’ to it. Alta boy, alta boy. Yeah!

[Chad]
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter what?

[Ryan]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Come on!

[Chad]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
I know you can.

[Chad]
Not a chance.

[Ryan and “sharpettes”]
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

[Chad]
But I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don’t dance.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
There’s not a chance.

[Ryan and “sharpettes”]
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.


[Ryan]
Slide home, you score,
Swingin’ on the dance floor.

[Chad]
I don’t dance, no.